The Friends You Raise Your Kids With

There’s something about the friends

You raise your kids with —

The ones to whom you can pass your chubby baby

When you need to comfort an older child, 

Or pass the older child to

When you need to nurse a baby. 

The ones that know 

Who needs peanut butter and who needs grilled cheese. 

Who drinks lemonade after school and who drinks milk. 

The ones you can text

Can you grab her at 2:50 — I’m stuck at the doctor.

Or I’m stuck behind the train 

Or at the grocery store. 

Or I’m just stuck. 

These are the friends who talk for hours 

While the kids play at the park,

While the kids are at dance rehearsals,

While they go to school and learn to be human,

While the kids play sports and grow up. 

You can say to these friends 

I am worried about this

And I am disappointed about this

And I am so very sad. 

Everyone needs friends that invite the whole family over 

For paella

Or gumbo

Or to order fajitas 

And celebrate New Year’s Eve in pajamas and slippers

And laugh about the lip-syncing fiasco on t.v. as the ball drops and the kids run wild. 

There’s something about the friends

You can cry to

And say I’ve totally screwed this up

And I’m not a good mom

And my kids hate me. 

And sometimes parenting feels so monotonous and lonely

But I guess it does for you, too. 

Those are the friends

You can’t sit beside in a serious gathering

Because one blunder 

Or dissonant strum on the guitar

Or foul, terrible smell

Will send you into hysterical laughter 

Unbecoming women of a certain life stage. 

You have to hang on to those friends

Who love your kids not quite as much as their own

But almost as much. 

Who know which child is likely to have hurt feelings 

Or lie about misbehaving

Or embellish a story

Or lead the charge for a very bad childhood plan. 

The ones at whose house you let your children sleep

Because you trust them

And their people

When you don’t trust very many people at all. 

You have stared at their heads in church services

And walked the trails together on retreats

While the kids ran like banshees 

Through the piney woods. 

You have vacationed together

That time at the beach

And that time in the mountains

And no one batted an eye when the one kid vomited on the living room rug. 

And as the kids grow up

You can be honest that damn, this parenting thing is hard

And gets both harder and easier when the kids 

Individuate

And separate

And have their own lives and successes

And dogs

And failures. 

Life passes on and we grow older, like our children.

And those friends might move away

But you’ll always know 

Who can pack a bag for a flight to 49.9 pounds 

And who has the best, most jolly laugh

And who can know what you’re saying

Without words —

With a slight rise of the eyebrow across the room.

They are a treasure, these friends,

An extraordinary gift,

And I thank God for them. 

Because there’s just something about those friends

You raise your kids with. 

Fabulously surviving this thing called parenting … so far


The advice and opinions herein are by no means meant to be a substitute for professional medical advice. Please contact your personal physician, mental health provider or health care professional for medical advice. Opinions are my own.

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